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Showing posts with label apologies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label apologies. Show all posts

Sunday, November 20, 2011

I'm not dying, I just can't think of anything good to do

Excuse me.  

ducks head under table and coughs with purpose 

Ok, better. After a week and a half of the sinus infection/cold/flu hybrid monster baby from hell, I am finally expelling the last little bits of diseased phlegm and winding down this never ending cough. Misery. Absolute misery.  Not only that, but I have done some kind of serious... something to my back- I'm not sure what.  But my entire back yelps in pain every time I bend/cough/pee/attach a horse harness to it*... and now I am feeling the dread and helplessness that a young woman without health insurance feels.

However, I have an entire week off from tour, in which I hope to fully recover and blog up a storm. That is, if I am not baking up a storm for the impending holiday.

I am actually not making a ton of food, just my old two standbys- squash casserole and the best damn apple pie ever.  God help me if I ever have to make a main course, but I am a fan of making side dishes and dips and deserts. Oh, and crock pot meals. That $10 crock pot is possibly the smartest investment I have made in my young adulthood. No foolin'.

I would like to start cooking at home again more. I have divided so much of my time between being sick, being in rehearsal, being on the road, etc, that I haven't been able to stand in my kitchen for more than five minutes at a time. And when I do have the time, all I want to do is cradle a bottle of Rex Goliath to my bosom and curl up in a ball on my couch. But, you know,  I used to cook every day. Really! Well, I use the term "cook" lightly. I made box meals and pasta and soups and a few lazy meat dishes (roasts, stroganoff, hamburgers). My diabetic cat probably eats better than I do. But the point is, I was spending time making what was going in my gut.

Speaking of guts, I am sitting here sipping kombucha that I bought from the Western. I know many people are making their own, but I wanted to see how it tasted first before I devoted a month to making petri dish tea. It is like slightly yeasty ginger ale, which sounds perhaps less than appetizing, but it is not that bad. I was a little put off by the strands of culture floating in the drink, but as the bottle assures me, " They are natural, normal and only occur in raw kombucha.". Normal. Natural. Live strings of bacteria. This is supposed to be great for your gut- so I am sitting here awaiting the tummy miracle.  If nothing amazing happens, I am having a cupcake.

Oh fuck it, I'll have one right now.



*Not part of some kinky sexual practice, but it is for part of my show. Which is incredibly kinky appropriate for children.

Yes, this post was extra pointless, but I needed to warm up my typing fingers if I wanted to create blog gold later on in the week. Apologies.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Half hearted

My stars and garters. Okay- I only posted twice last month. This is not good. I really do have several subjects that I wanted to talk about (not just blenders and music videos, although I certainly know the blinding, magnificent appeal of both of those topics), but it has become just so damn hard to sit down and focus my thoughts for more than 10 minutes at a time I sure could go for some coffee...

Bwaugh? Oh, staying focused and being a productive blogger. Yep, I am neither of those things. I do so apologize and promise that I am working on bettering myself in both areas. Please, accept this video of a talking cat as part of my apology- the part that distracts you from my poor blogging skills.

But I mean... Cats! In glasses!