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Friday, June 25, 2010

I gotta weal wed wagon!

Catch phrases. They come in all shapes and sizes. Some are classic.
"D'oh"
Some have seen better days.
"Makin copies!"
Some are long and annoying.
"They're ramming this bill down our throats." (Yes, that's a catchphrase)
Some are dead.
"Zowers-Bowsers!"

I propose some new catchphrases for the summer- borrowed and new.

"You know you want me baby!"

"But I'm allergic!"

"Hello! Is this thing on?"

"You didn't tell me he was a fish!"

"Smoke bomb!" (This one requires a prop)

"Don't make me facebook that."

"Lets go punch grandma!"

"That don't bind you, boo."

"Wallabies. I hate wallabies."

"Do the Mario!"

"You know what I recommend? Botulism."

"You're the living end!"

"Cut that jibba jabba!"

"Hey! She was dead when I got there."

"Who just pooped himself? This guy!"

And my favorite-
"Truss that."

1 comment:

Frau Schmidt said...

Why haven't you called me back? Is this thing on??

Well truss you!!!

See how I incorporate your catchphrases?? See? That's why we didn't invent the lightbulb!