Monday, November 9, 2015

Super Secret November Challenge Blog Post #7

For Those In Need Of Snowflakes, Not Subtext

It looks like it is going to be a real literal Christmas this year. There had better not be an ounce of confusion as to who this whole season belongs to. Insecure people with camera phones. 

Time to protect yourselves against all those who would try and steal this holiday Christmas away from you the lord. Let's go ahead and tackle a few of these "Christmas Posers". 

1. Since the artist didn't care to clarify, we have to assume this is in fact NOT a painting of Jesus, but in fact just some random, dirty, manger baby - hiding a flashlight somewhere in his swaddles...

2. I know what you are all thinking. "Look! It's Jesus's best friend, Santa, fighting off the heathens!".

Well, I am going to go ahead and say that you are 100 percent right on this one. I mean, look at the beard. Gotta be him. Or else.

3. Her name may be Mary, and she may be a virgin, but don't let this succubus fool you.

4. It has begun. Another faith has had the indecency to appropriate the very holiday we went to the all trouble of appropriating ourselves! That seems totally unfair, somehow. To us.

The end is nigh, soldiers. March forward with your candy canes and credit cards. To all a good CHRISTMAS and to all a GOOD FIGHT!*

*The caps button is one of your mightiest weapons, you keyboard warriors. Use it well, and at every possible opportunity. 

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