Saturday, May 14, 2011
Things I want, no, NEED and no one has thought to get me yet
"That is one awesome chick. Man, I'd like to make some time with her, based on her preferences in popular culture. Yeah."
Well, I'm not. I am just putting this out there so you'll know that, as a greedy and lazy person who doesn't like to spend money on herself unless it is for brunch or alcohol, I want. These. Things.
The first step in getting something is by announcing you want it. In fact...You know what? I officially proclaim this a month of Getting Whatever the Hell You Want!
What do you want that you haven't gotten yet? Not like, "A meaningful job" or "To feel Happy" or "A special someone" or "The death my stupid bitch boss". I mean like, something I could go buy you right now at the Target. Although if you say "Love", I could probably find that there for you. They have everything.