My shower's greatest hits

Once again, apologies are in order. This time- to my neighbors. My redneck, candy stealing, Bumpus hound owning neighbors. Yes, I am apologizing to YOU. You have been receiving daily free shows every time I stepped in the shower. And I'm sorry. To rectify the situation, I am posting these songs the way they should be sung, in case my clever re-imagining of them has left you less than enthralled. They really are swell songs. Really.











With love, From My Shower.